zoeythekat asked: Make up a pet—name, characteristics, species, appearance. Now, be honest, does your pet like you? Or does s/he think you’re kind of a brat? ALSO: it can't be a real pet that you really have/had. It has to be an entirely made up pet, okay? Okay. IT DOES NOT have to be an animal that's actually an appropriate pet. It doesn't even have to be a real animal at all. You could have a talking fuzz-rock if you want.
My pet would be Beyoncé. But she wouldn’t be so much my pet as my eternal companion.